I was browsing google, searching for a line to put on my page and I have to say, that I came across more than one that I liked. It was hard to pick! So here is a compilation of my favorite quotes:
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it."
- Steven Wright
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Robert Bloch
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