Behind the... Nice Try

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Did anyone else notice this?

The Oregon Brewers Festival was a couple of weekends ago and while standing in line for the ATM one of the members of my group pointed out something odd about the official banner flying atop one of the tents.

Look closely.. Apparently the Brewers Fest is always the last "weedend" in July. Accidental? Nah, I think someone got quite the chuckle over this one.

I hate you, Bike Theif

What would you think if you were to see this flier circulating around your neighborhood?

I would probably make copies and circulate it myself!
I know you should never laugh at anothers misfortune and if real, I'm sure it wasn't meant to be funny, but I find this hilarious.

(Thanks Keane)

A Milestone

When people start posting spam comments on your blog, that means you have become someone, right??
Because today I received my first spam posting (posted on my bday post):

Hi Friends,

I Find Absolutely FREE PlayBoy & Penthoushttp:

www.Iwontpostyourlinkhere.com

If I find something else I'll inform you.

Best Regards,
Maria

It has now been deleted of course, but I was touched that Maria thought so kindly of me to inform me where to find nudie magazines on my bday. :)

Looking for a Vegan Support Group? Oh wait..

I Heart Failblog

Here are a couple recent photos that really made me chuckle :)

I didn't know that Darth Vader was Scottish!

How in the world did he get that goat to hang on like that??

Motivational Posters

The sad thing is that these are true to life. Where are we going as a society? :)

Some funny pictures

Sent to me today via email, my two favorites:

Talk about ingenuity!

Who doesnt love Garfield?

Man Vs Nature - Photographically speaking

Something that was brought to my attention by Keane on Plurk. See how much we take for granted nowadays?


Originally found HERE

A Quirky Comeback on Gun Safety

There are a few people that like to send me humorous emails; sometimes they are so so, but sometimes they really make me laugh.
This one took the cake:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended.

What is wrong with this photo?

At first I didnt notice what was wrong with this photo... I was scanning the girls to see what one of them was doing that would cause this photo to be on failblog.org. Then it just popped out at me and I couldnt stop laughing!
Thought I would share :)

I'm sure you would fall for it too..

Go ahead, stick it to the French President. Twelve times in fact.

Offensive to the French President? It doesn't matter says a judge in a lawsuit brought about by said President to get these dolls pulled off the shelves of French bookstores. What you are looking at is a voodoo doll of Nicolas Sarkozy, which comes with an instruction manual and 12 pins for poking. On the doll are famous sayings of Mr. Sarkozy. The only concession the company has to make is the paying of a $2000 fine and the inclusion of a label that will inform the consumer of the offensiveness the President feels because of the doll. Its funny, because if nothing would have been said about it in the first place it probably would have just disappeared by the wayside as a political gag gone wrong, but now that there has been such a big deal made over it it has become quite the hot item. So hot in fact that even I, a lowly American, wish that I could get my hands on one (but am not willing to post a bid on the one on Ebay which is currently at $61.00 + $10 shipping). It just goes to show that a little publicity goes a long way, and that if you really want something to go away you shouldn't put a world spot light on it...

Is it too late to retract my vote??

You see, maybe if she WOULD have told me the incorrect price for postage I could have actually voted for the most qualified candidate...
See what happens when I attempt to do things early? Tsk!! haha

In honor of Halloween, a comic that made me laugh

Obama Waffles

Some people just cannot take a joke, as can be clearly seen in the case of Obama Waffles. Has it really come down to the fact that America has become so overtly sensitive that satirical pieces will someday be something we tell our children about with a sentimental overture? "Back when free speech meant free speech..... when I walked to school up hill in the snow both ways during a blizzard... and when people were able to take a joke."
How can this comment not make you chuckle? Point box towards mecca for better tasting waffles.. lol. Also, on the back of the box Obama is fully clad in mexican dress (including a sombrero) stating "Open Border Fiesta Waffles" that says it can serve "4 or more illegal aliens." The recipe includes a tip: "While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?"
Come on, its funny!
Nevermind.

A Cute Comic

I thought this was cute:

Don't do drugs.

If you needed any more reason to not do drugs read this story and you will be even more convinced.

Yes, the impossible CAN happen! haha

Will I Be Sending These Out Someday??