Saturday, May 9, 2009

An Oddly Positioned Sign

As I was exiting the bathroom at Anchor Bar in PDX last night (not a place I would ever recommend, don't get me wrong) I noticed this sign by the door:


Epidermis is simply the outer layer of skin and if I WAS headed to the beach and not back to my table far, far away from the beach, I should hope that I wouldn't be FINED or sent to JAIL or BOTH for simply wearing a tee-shirt. Since I was in a drunken bar, in the womens bathroom, I expected the sign to discourage drunk driving or going home with anyone you would possibly find outside that door.. but this? I guess confusion over it simply shows the sobriety of the reader.

1 comment:

Laura said...

I think it's a tongue in cheek way of being cute by having an old fashioned sign about morality in a modern place? Or maybe they needed some random crap artwork to cover up something someone wrote on the bathroom wall, and this was the cheapest they could get?