(something I saw when going thru my myspace blog today, I still think its funny)
Some important things I've learned/saw/witnessed/learned on the journey of the four states:
1) If you don't want to be labeled as an "outsider" or someone "different" you must dress in sweatpants, tennis shoes and a beat up t-shirt (the dirtier the better). Dressing in a knee length skirt, knee high boots and a sweater will get you constantly stared at or gawked at and will cause people to completely stop what they are doing to stare at you and on some occasions they may attempt to talk to you (once they stopped stuttering of course).
2) Do not even bother asking where postcards are sold because no one will know what you are talking about.
3) The going rate of pay at McDonalds is $5/hr.
4) Always make sure that you check the floor when checking out of a Kroger hehehehe.
5) When it comes to hotels, driving for 2 hrs in the dark and torrents of rain, calling 4 different hotel chains, bartering the price in three different hotels, going from Duncanville to Grand Prairie to Duncanville to Grand Prairie all feels like nothing when you are finally sitting in the close to perfect hotel room.
6) Catfish is icky!
7) When it comes to LA you'd much rather be in the one that is all sun, shopping and pacific beaches.
8) Just because you see a Starbucks it doesn't mean you are in civilization.
9) There are towns that make
10) Tables, Chairs and Nightstands can make a very effective barricade.
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